Goofy's biggest fan.
Hamburger connoisseur. 
A man who's a dog's best friend. 
Professional something.
Knows how to eat a Reese's. 
Hopeless romantic. 
Romantically hopeless. 
Man-child.
Consistently caught eavesdropper. 
Ultimate Frisbee fanatic. 
Rugrats Sage.
Stereotypical everything. 
Hates snoring.
Kind of hungry, but just ate.
Copywriter.

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