1. As I write this in class right now, I could pause, stand up, yell my professor’s name, and then flick him off. That would work.
2. What if I spit on the girl in front of me? She would surely talk about me to someone. Her friend? The dean?
3. I’ve never seen a streaker on campus. That could be me. It’s a nice day outside. I would be on the front page of the school newspaper tomorrow.
4. Back to my professor… I could tackle him. Right now. Waterboy style. This guy is slow and old, and I could just lay him out. Maybe someone on the football team is in the class and will talk me up to coach for that great tackle.
5. I HAVE TO PEE! I just yelled that in class, super loud. Everyone noticed… I didn’t, but I could have.
This is still a work in progress, but I’ll figure it out. I just need to keep writing…