A day in the life of Copywriter Kevin:
7:00 am: Alarm goes off. Snooze. Snooze again.
7:15 am: Alarm 2 goes off. Snooze both alarms.
7:33 am: Get out of bed. Visit the facilities. Brush my teeth. Put in my contacts? Maybe. Nah, I’m too tired.
7:50 am: Everything bagel. Onion and Chive cream cheese. Coffee. Ready to face the day.
8:00 am: First class, still don’t know the name of it. I don’t pay attention. I write. I use being tired as interesting time to write because my state of mind is not normal. I’ve written some of my best lines in my morning classes. I didn’t today.
9:30 am: Portfolio class. Get my feelings hurt. Wait one of my 100 ideas has potential? Today is going to be a good day…
11:00 am: String Cheese. Fruit cup.
12:00 pm: Begin two-hour nap. Wake up in three hours.
3:00 pm: 15 minute lunch. Work starts at 3:30
3:30 pm – 6:00pm: At work, but not working on their work. My work. I write again. I do my worst writing at this time. It’s hard to focus, but you have to get those crappy ideas out of you.
6:30 pm: Dinner. TV. I watch too much TV.
9:00 pm: back to work. It’s a Tuesday, so it’s sort of almost the weekend. A glass of whiskey as a write sounds lovely. Drink four glasses of whiskey. Write half of a good line! It’s already 4 o’ clock?
5:00 am: 2-hour sleep (nap?)
7:33 am: Wake up. Wrote half of good line last night. It was a great day.