Season 4, Episode 1

As actor and in my opinion, scholar Adam Sandler, so brilliantly stated in his 1995 cinematic masterpiece Billy Madison, “I’ve got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight, ohh back to school.” As I said, brilliantly stated, and completely sums up my state of mind as I prepare for the highly anticipated, Season 4 premier of Kevin Eisenbaum’s UT Life, that is finally airing after an agonizing three months of impatience. All the usual characters are returning for the final season, however with one major difference: there is a brand new writer, yours truly, promising unexpected plot twists; the first of which airs on Thursday, cleverly titled ADV 343K Portfolio 1. What can the show’s avid fan base expect of this episode? A lively and entertaining syllabus reading perhaps? A collection of hit and miss one liners from new, yet veteran cast member Professor Romero? Or the more likely mind-shattering episode, that will literally stop Earth’s rotation on in its axis and obliterate it’s gravitational pull, resulting in complete worldwide chaos, altering life on Earth as we know it? Yeah, that sounds about right. What could possibly cause such chaos, you ask? Well if you simply cannot contain your excitement until Thursday, I shall tell you, but to those who don’t wish to have major plot points ruined for you, let me officially warn you in advance: [SPOILER ALERT!].

I, Kevin Eisenbaum, leading man and head writer (or copywriter in more politically correct terms), will begin work on my portfolio, (GASP!). Just remember readers, you heard it on keisenbaum.wix.com/portfolio first! Be sure to tune in on Thursday to see this incredible, boundary-exceeding plot come to life.